Resolution #26

Be less naive

And that's all for now folks! I wish you a good year 2009.. Long live friendship, love and mort aux cons!

Resolution #25

Learn how to make a proper smoky eye (for ignorant people and / or men, this is a make up technic that makes you look like Avril Lavigne)

Resolutions

Resolution #20: Write or call my grandmother more often
Resolution #21: Learn how to grow herbs on my balcony
Resolution #22: Get comfortable with people of another opinion (i.e. right wing)
Resolution #23: Watch different films, not only the ones talking about one eyed women in South India or the conflict in the Middle East
Resolution #24: Learn photography

Resolution # 18 and 19

Resolution #18: Learning relaxation
Resolution #19: Kick my own ass to have this bicycle group started

Resolutions

# 14: Visiting the friends I haven't seen in ages, in Sweden, Spain, Czech Republic etc
# 15: Learning how to sew properly
# 16: Get a pair of stilettos
# 17: Tell people to fuck off when I mean it

Resolutions # 12 and 13

Resolution #12: Get into sports. Boxing is the preferred option
Resolution #13: Have my oven repaired

Resolution #11

Give my mom her birthday presents on time, put reminders for other people's birthdays

Special note

Resolutions #9 and 10

Resolution #9: Clean my apartment more often
Resolution #10: Stop eating jellies by kilo. One or two at a time should suffice

Resolution #8

Stop drinking like an Irish person, i.e. binge drinking once or twice a week

Resolution #7

Make a decision about this redundancy plan we have just received

Resolution #6

Sort out my life (yeah, it's vague). Job, family, friends etc.

Resolution #5

Stop swearing at each end of sentence

Resolutions # 3 and 4

Didn't have time yesterday.
Resolution #3: Go on a (long) trip
Resolution #4: Find a Swedish speaker and get conversation classes

Resolution #3

Start practising yoga

Resolution #2

Stop smoking in bed

New year's resolutions

It might be a bit early, but I think this period of questioning and sadness and winter might actually be a good moment. So until December 31st, I will write one resolution for 2009.

Resolution #1: write this daily bloody resolution every day

And no, there is no link between the picture and the text. I just thought the picture was deadly